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By Sergey

Dutch parliament gives parents of losers a second chance

Amsterdam, Netherlands – Dutch legislation approved in final reading piece of legislation on controversial “abortion bill”. The new law amends previous legislation to enable couples extend control over family planning. It makes possible to abort children up to 18 years old after the moment of birth, before civil status of fetus has been effectively formed, if the offsprings fall short of parent expectations. Read more…

By Sergey

Aliev Performing Anniversary Threat

Azerbaijan, Baku - A festive ceremony involving President Ilham Aliev and key government officials featured a long-expected speech by leader of the country. A landmark threat to wipe out Armenian forces from Karabakh was attended by representatives of international organizations, embassies and reporters.

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By Sergey

Iraqi terrorist groups demanding more media attention

Baghdad, Iraq – Hundreds of Iraqi terrorist groups and private insurgents rallied downtown Baghdad in a wave of protest against increased media attention to acts of violence in Afghanistan. The protesters chanted for equal coverage of terrorist acts on both fronts and against “apparent favoritism”.

Head of the Iraqi insurgents, Zahal al-Qalzawi announced to the gathered crowd the full patchwork of discontent: “What is so wrong about our terrorist attacks, my friends? Why is media not covering our attacks as much as they cover Afghanistan terror which is frankly a joke to me? Are we not organizing explosions creatively enough? Our suicide bombers work hard day and night to impress the Western media, but, hey, at the end of the day, Taliban assholes make all the news!” Read more…

By Sergey

Putin makes Ukrainian executive leader indecent proposal

Kiev, Ukraine – Head of Ukrainian Government Yulia Timoshenko held another round of talks with Russian Government in Yalta, Ukraine, however no progress was attainted on the gas deal. Kremlin raised stakes demanding a 20% price increase for gas, as well as the right for the first night of each month with head of Ukrainian government. Read more…

By Сергей

Российский лидер сделал Украине непристойое предложение

Киев, Украина – Украинское правительство во главе с Юлией Тимошенко провело очередные переговоры с российским правительством в Ялте, однако газовые договоренности так и не были достигнуты. Кремль выдвинул жесткие требования на  20%-ое повышение цен на газ, а также право на первую ночь с украинским премьером каждое первое воскресенье месяца.

МИД Украины резко раскритиковал российское предложение назвав его “непристойным” и “не политкорректным”. В частности пресс секретарь украинского МИД-а Антон Саленко заявил по окончанию переговоров: “Россия должна понять, что поднимать цену на газ глупо, так как чем выше цена, тем выше оплата за транзит. Предложение о поднятии цены просто кощунственно и непристойно”. Read more…

By Sergey

Merkel calling Iranian leader 'a liar'

On November 9^th Germany celebrated 20^th anniversary of fall of Berlin wall as German leader in her speech denounced Iran for insensitive and misleading remarks on the Holocaust.

Just a few days prior to the anniversary Mahmoud Ahmadinejad once agains stated that Holocaus is a ‘myth’ and that WWII was Germany’s self-defense against bullies like Poland, Belgium and Czechoslovakia.

“ …I would like to briefly address Iranian leadership,” said Angela Merkel after long speech on the Wall. “Could he be any more ridiculous? There was no Holocaust, huh? Give me a break, for Chrissake,” exclaimed Merkel to thousands gathered in the square. “We actually spent years of pains and spared no efforts to accomplish that and now an amateur anti-Semite hops out to take the credit from us.. Read my lips Ahmadinejan – WE DID IT.” Read more…

Earth endangered after FaceBook failed to help

World leaders gather at U.N. to discuss why FaceBook page – a proven tool for solving international challenges – could not prevent global warming. Greenpeace exerts presented a report on climate change that questions efficiency of FaceBook pages.

“I just can’t believe it’s failing…” president Obama said after the presentation later on Monday. “This undermines our national security. If we can’t rely on FaceBook to advance our agendas.., then we’re really stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan…” Read more…

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Angry Sarkozy: Nothing, not even a tiny bit!

Lego toys are becoming the cause of the biggest and most disgusting scandal ever since Britney Spears shaved her head and a worldwide political crisis seems inevitable. It all began when Danish Lego Corporation decided to release a collector’s edition box set of G8 member toys. The new toy not only had the decorations of the last G8 summit but also little legoman figures of the G8 leaders themselves. President of France Nicola Sarkozy was among the first people to stand in line and purchase the long expected toy. 20 minutes after the purchase Sarkozy went on National television and made the following comment: “This toy is an attempt to ridicule not just me as the President of France, but the entire French Nation. You can see that the toy has absolutely no trace of a penis, in other words these Danish bastards try to say that French men are all penisless,  short, homosexual impotents”. In the heat of his speech Sarkozy unzipped his pants and proved to the world his possession of an organ resembling a penis. “Hey stupid Denmark! What do you think this is? A croissant?” added French leader. Read more…